March Recap
Quote from Walls32 on March 19, 2026, 10:07 pmTWIWDGL (This Week in Walzy Disc Golf League) News & Notes
A few folks took a poopy on the course at Ionia State Park and it wasn’t just the +17 from your’s truly.
#StarkNATION started the round at Ionia State Park the same way he began it during practice: hole no. 12 = poopy pre-disc golf round (glad that guy had wet wipes AND TP handy!) near hole no. 11, and finished with a +17, somehow a stroke worse than a mere 17.5 hours prior on the same course, in the pouring rain! It truly sucks getting old.
Others rumored to have ‘dropped a doooookie” somewhere amongst the 24-hold course: Ryan Hinze and Bryan C. One WDGL member used a towel … one used a sock to wipe themselves.
Chris “Florida Pro,” sans the ice-locking new-age shoes but with a Body Armour bottle borrowed from that Stark guy (chock-full of some liquid libations) tore up the course at -4.
….. A real ‘minus four!’ Congrats new guy! May all the rest of your drives on ‘league days’ go awry and/or hit trees, and all your puts flutter past the awaiting baskets!!!!!
Following #FloridaPRO in the straight-cash homey top3 places: Dylan and James!
The winner, of ALL the LOSERS not earning a dime in I-O-N-I-A was none other than former-WDGL champion “Pat!”
League-leader #LiamTheLengthy may just soon enough join the ranks of Dylan and Stark = RERATE! Sorr, LIAM 😊. *re-rate / Re-Rate / RE-RATE!!!*
Liam sits atop the standings after the 2nd-individual Walzy Disc-Golf League ‘league day’ whilst tallying a total of 46.25 points. Congrats new guy!
Liam the Lengthy is followed by a fairly new, ‘new guy’ Andrew YES! (43.75 points).
And, sled-race Wolfe is STILL in the top3 at 42.25 points. Haters and nay-sayers keep playing the world’s tiniest ‘tiny violin’ about Mr. Wolfe throwing in ideal conditions on North Branch’s “The QUEST!”
*he has yet to have the annual ‘yard sale’ of disc-golf items and proclaim: “I am quitting!”
Rounding out the top6 are: “Smokey” Keith (42), Nonchalant James (38) and DICKtater Walls (37).
And, rounding out the bottom dwellers, in the ‘bottom6’ include:
21. Stark (25)
22. Aiden – son of OLAF (23.75)
23. Noah (22.5)
24. Record-message-sending Chat-guy Billy (20.75)
25. Dynamic Dave Z also known as the ‘other brother’ (16.25)
26. Bryan C. (13.75)
it may seem that those six missed one of the first few WALZY DGL tournaments, but – they didn’t!
Kaiden – other son of OLAF, needs a disc-golf retriever in his Easter basket (so he won’t have to climb another 30-ft. pine tree for his coveted possession) daddy help me … Daddy Help Me … DADDY HELP ME!
CrashWALLS needs scuba gear from ScubaSTEVE (what a nice guy taking a dive to help gather a cardmate’s disc!) Man, if dat guy isn’t crashing a snowmobile whilst riding ‘nu,t-2-butt,’ rolling an ankle on a plethora of disc-golf courses around the US, or contracting SCABES or some other foreign-form of dysentery, he’s definitely 1.a) falling down a cliff, b.) rolling an ankle, c.) riding nut-2-butt or d.) all of the above1
Somehow at least once per year Tony shows his ballerina moves on a WDGL ‘league day!’ = or, he truly thought he was ON FIRE once again … stop, tuck, drop and roll (see: hole no. 24 antics). Historians stated that Big Tony still parked HIS SHOT! …. On one of the infamous holes at The GULCH, off a tee pad drive = not the same ‘park job,’ by Big Tony – but a very similar ballerina move followed by his infamous & patented stop, tuck, drop and roll.
UP NEXT: Easter SPINDLER in the East-side hood for the Walzy Disc-Golf League’s April ‘league day!’ I’ll probably be throwing on Saturday, April 4th if anyone else can throw dat day with me? If I throw another crappy round on league day, I hope the Easter bunny POOPS in all your mouths a day later (Easter Sunday, April 5th!)
TWIWDGL (This Week in Walzy Disc Golf League) News & Notes
A few folks took a poopy on the course at Ionia State Park and it wasn’t just the +17 from your’s truly.
#StarkNATION started the round at Ionia State Park the same way he began it during practice: hole no. 12 = poopy pre-disc golf round (glad that guy had wet wipes AND TP handy!) near hole no. 11, and finished with a +17, somehow a stroke worse than a mere 17.5 hours prior on the same course, in the pouring rain! It truly sucks getting old.
Others rumored to have ‘dropped a doooookie” somewhere amongst the 24-hold course: Ryan Hinze and Bryan C. One WDGL member used a towel … one used a sock to wipe themselves.
Chris “Florida Pro,” sans the ice-locking new-age shoes but with a Body Armour bottle borrowed from that Stark guy (chock-full of some liquid libations) tore up the course at -4.
….. A real ‘minus four!’ Congrats new guy! May all the rest of your drives on ‘league days’ go awry and/or hit trees, and all your puts flutter past the awaiting baskets!!!!!
Following #FloridaPRO in the straight-cash homey top3 places: Dylan and James!
The winner, of ALL the LOSERS not earning a dime in I-O-N-I-A was none other than former-WDGL champion “Pat!”
League-leader #LiamTheLengthy may just soon enough join the ranks of Dylan and Stark = RERATE! Sorr, LIAM 😊. *re-rate / Re-Rate / RE-RATE!!!*
Liam sits atop the standings after the 2nd-individual Walzy Disc-Golf League ‘league day’ whilst tallying a total of 46.25 points. Congrats new guy!
Liam the Lengthy is followed by a fairly new, ‘new guy’ Andrew YES! (43.75 points).
And, sled-race Wolfe is STILL in the top3 at 42.25 points. Haters and nay-sayers keep playing the world’s tiniest ‘tiny violin’ about Mr. Wolfe throwing in ideal conditions on North Branch’s “The QUEST!”
*he has yet to have the annual ‘yard sale’ of disc-golf items and proclaim: “I am quitting!”
Rounding out the top6 are: “Smokey” Keith (42), Nonchalant James (38) and DICKtater Walls (37).
And, rounding out the bottom dwellers, in the ‘bottom6’ include:
21. Stark (25)
22. Aiden – son of OLAF (23.75)
23. Noah (22.5)
24. Record-message-sending Chat-guy Billy (20.75)
25. Dynamic Dave Z also known as the ‘other brother’ (16.25)
26. Bryan C. (13.75)
it may seem that those six missed one of the first few WALZY DGL tournaments, but – they didn’t!
Kaiden – other son of OLAF, needs a disc-golf retriever in his Easter basket (so he won’t have to climb another 30-ft. pine tree for his coveted possession) daddy help me … Daddy Help Me … DADDY HELP ME!
CrashWALLS needs scuba gear from ScubaSTEVE (what a nice guy taking a dive to help gather a cardmate’s disc!) Man, if dat guy isn’t crashing a snowmobile whilst riding ‘nu,t-2-butt,’ rolling an ankle on a plethora of disc-golf courses around the US, or contracting SCABES or some other foreign-form of dysentery, he’s definitely 1.a) falling down a cliff, b.) rolling an ankle, c.) riding nut-2-butt or d.) all of the above1
Somehow at least once per year Tony shows his ballerina moves on a WDGL ‘league day!’ = or, he truly thought he was ON FIRE once again … stop, tuck, drop and roll (see: hole no. 24 antics). Historians stated that Big Tony still parked HIS SHOT! …. On one of the infamous holes at The GULCH, off a tee pad drive = not the same ‘park job,’ by Big Tony – but a very similar ballerina move followed by his infamous & patented stop, tuck, drop and roll.
UP NEXT: Easter SPINDLER in the East-side hood for the Walzy Disc-Golf League’s April ‘league day!’ I’ll probably be throwing on Saturday, April 4th if anyone else can throw dat day with me? If I throw another crappy round on league day, I hope the Easter bunny POOPS in all your mouths a day later (Easter Sunday, April 5th!)